Randal_Flagg:
This is the safe sex joke realized. Full body condoms with jumper cables.
UnReality:
"Cootie confinement is no laughing matter, son."
Steelhawk:
"Excuse me, have you seen a brown, furry alien? He took off with my career a few years ago and I've been looking for him ever since."
Saltydog:
"Is it fresh?" "Man, it's still bleedin'!" "Ho boy, we gone eat tonight!"
TVGM3000:
"Aw man! My brother got me drunk and dumped me on the interstate. What time is it?"
Saltydog:
"If I build it, they will come?" "If you build it... they WILL come." "Build what?" "A porno theater, dummy."
Randal_Flagg:
"Have you ever had a gum-job?"
cyoungdahl:
The perils of waiting too long to find a date for the prom.
soth:
The Hanson of the Corn.
UnReality:
"Got any nines?" "Go fish... or die of the plague. Y'know, whatever."
Saltydog:
"You ATE the suspect?" "I was hungry, Sarge!"
Enapov:
Son I've known sea-monkeys with more personality than you!
Randal_Flagg:
No matter how many times I see it, the mirror routine still cracks me up.
Saltydog:
"You can't arrest me for wearing this shirt! Ask my lawyer here!" "Well, technically, he can. I mean, look at it."
TekProphet:
-"But honey, you didn't eat your human legs!" -"I'm going out with the guys!"
Steelhawk:
"That new medication is kickin' in. I'm startin' to see Teletubbies."
Saltydog:
"I'm Gumby, dammit!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Security. There is a brawl in 10-Forward."