santamebabe:
Do you see half a vase? Or just a guy with a weak chin?
Buggnog:
"It's just you and me, little white Rubix Cube, and I never give up!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Damn, that was cool. Make another Saturn fall out of your nose.
questor:
"Jockstrapped" with Randy Quaid and Nick Cage.
Jiveguy5:
"Guys! Look look look look, HUH HUH HUH! You see, I told you I could pop a vain out!"
Randal_Flagg:
"I saw something that had one big horn, and one big eye!"
RodRocket:
"Hi, Bob!" --- "Howard, get out! Emily and I are trying to have sex!"
Randal_Flagg:
Freddy Krueger found a new way to get around the boiler room.
Randal_Flagg:
A Vietnam vet reunion. (Oh, I am *SO* sorry...)
rickubis:
Yes. I'm Ray Charles. Michael Jackson shook my hand, and they tell me I've changed some.
santamebabe:
"No... I was supposed to be the cowboy... and YOU could be my cowgirl... yo yo yo."
Randal_Flagg:
"Wow. The Grand Canyon's not what I thought."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Tom Thumb confronts the school bullies.
santamebabe:
In an alternate ending, Tom Thumb meets a biker gang and gets woven inbetween the spindles of a Harley.
Buggnog:
First attempt at Mt. Rushmore wasnt very impressive...
rickubis:
You MORON!! I said I love a big DESSERT!
JohnSteed:
"So, Mr. DaPalma, are you SURE the digital technology can make this look like I'm spacewalking on the surface of Mars?" "Well... we got a red filter!"
WinterWonderLood:
"Welp, we drove the Chevy to the levy... now what?"