RodRocket:
"Sh*t! We tallied it up wrong! Gore won! Al! Al, shut up!"
MCDMWolf:
Bill Gates address the group. "In order to stop the others in Las Vegas I intend to ship them all the free copies of "Windows 2000" we can!"
santamebabe:
Remember, this holiday season, leave a light on for Santa, or he'll trip over something, break his neck, die... I tell you, the paperwork is HORRID.
Randal_Flagg:
Some wise-guy gave Nick a pocket cd-player for Christmas.
hetfield_420:
Fix this, install that. I'll make them all pay!
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Halloween snapshot, 1998: "Trick or Treat, I'm Monica Lewinski!"
Randal_Flagg:
I don't blame her for screaming. Having a hand shoved out your back could hurt.
Humoriste:
Indiana Jones fourth installment, "Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility", brought to you by National Geographic and AARP.
O_Torgonebaum:
Like Thanksgiving dinner wasn't intense enough. We had to invite Sinese.
MCDMWolf:
Little did the other know that Ray Walston had one of Sci-fi's sinister markers on his neck, controlling everything he did.
RodRocket:
"Look! I can balance an asparagus spear on my nose!"
JohnSteed:
You know, it makes sense that they have Thing clean the gutters.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Wow! He's gonna withdraw the hell out his savings!
OccYuletide:
Welcome to Fright Night... for real...
hetfield420:
Do you like your Christmas present, Dad?
RodRocket:
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me..."
JohnSteed:
.oO(Well, it dosen't matter to me that 10,000 African American votes in Florida weren't counted. I voted for Buchanon...)
yoshi3:
I guess Parker Lewis really CAN'T lose.