O_Torgonebaum:
Does this zit make my butt look fat?
Randal_Flagg:
"I'm surfin', Nadine!" "Larry, you're kneeling on a highway." "Yeah, but I'm *still* surfing!"
JohnSteed:
"Well, it's the end of the world now, so I guess it dosen't matter that I'm late..." "WHAT?!"
Randal_Flagg:
Next week, on a very special episode of "The Fugitive", Dr. Kimble meets up with the One-Breasted Woman.
ArtenezerScrooganas:
"Me? I look sick? Child, you dreamin' of a 100 year old lady sittin' like Sharon Stone. Who the sick one now?"
Randal_Flagg:
"Look what you did, you stupid bitch! You gave me two black eyes!"
JohnSteed:
Don't you just hate it when you're having sex and the X-Files oil decides to take over your body?
ArtenezerScrooganas:
"M-O-O-N, that spells the Pink Taco place makes me feel kinda funny. Laws yes, right here Rob."
OccYuletide:
Dawn of the Dead was filmed with the cooperation of the men and women of the silent majority.
JohnSteed:
Meanwhile, in Kyoto, Japan...
ATonyBaloneyOn34thSt:
Clark Kent? Looks more like Clark can't, to me!
Randal_Flagg:
"No! I didn't steal no boot care products!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
When you name your store "Baby Needs", you just might have a gambling problem...
OccYuletide:
So... you come here often? ... Would you like to?
Randal_Flagg:
"Is that a Pepsi in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Mystic_Cobra:
M.O.O.N spells... that ain't supposed to be pierced, dude!
TheDiva:
So, um, this is the Highway to Heaven? Can't say I'm impressed...
ArtenezerScrooganas:
"No wonder my bike seat felt all funny! M-O-O-N, that spells warm water!"