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"No -- not rats! Anything but rats!"
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"Bad girl" ::SMACK:: "Bad girl -- now it's my turn."
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He's Action Cardinal O'Connor
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"Well if you don't call my hips an emergency, I don't know what's wrong with you."
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"Here's a letter from Timmy B. of Tom's River. Dear Robinson Family, how come every planet you go to looks the same?"
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"Welcome to NYC, please feel free to urinate anywhere."
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"YOU'LL TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT" ::SMACK!::
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Hot Soccer Moms! Call now.
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Thankfully, the military was able to spot the sink through infra-red goggles.
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.oO(Just a quick grope while she's unconscious...)
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Dick clark is still visited by visions of Teen sensation, Tiffany.
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(Just like Americans. Go to a foreign place. Kidnap an alien. Force them to do housework.)
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"CLEAR!"
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Rams fans really didn't make it out for "Coffee Enema Night."
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"The spankings usually stop when the senator is doing better in the polls!"
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"No one's gonna disturb Mr. Jackson's bubblebath -- not on my watch!"
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"Should we pick that spleen up?" "Nah. Leave it for the cleaning woman."
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Billy Jean King IS David Banner