144b:
"This meeting of Old White Bald men will come to order."
144b:
"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Kiss army?"
144b:
"Honey, I got a surprise for you. It's a shotgun pointed at your crouch!"
144b:
Oh great. Another Hallmark card moment...
144b:
"Pssst! Open the fridge, slowly. I think he maybe dead."
144b:
"I know my car keys are here, somewhere..."
144b:
We now join MATCH GAME already in progress.
144b:
Remember. You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But, you can't pick your friend's nose.
144b:
"Come and get me ya lousy cappers!! Uh, coppers!!"