Generik:
Hilda always did want to marry a fireman, but when she realized that that would never happen, she settled for the next best thing
Agent_Moldy:
When regular-sized butt plugs won't do.
JurassicPork:
Where will *you* be when your diarrhea strikes?
Suppositories for the anal sex-obsessed
Eventually, the fire department had to rescue her with the Buttcheeks of Life.
meQal:
For those times when normal anti-diarrea medications won't do, there is new Plug-It-All
Agent_Moldy:
Proprietor Dennis Hopper also invites you to check out his new nitrous bar, opening soon!
Generik:
Recommended by Robert Downey, Jr., Whitney Houston and Rush Limbaugh!
Agent_Moldy:
Yessiree, folks, right here in Rivercenter! We gotcher massage! We gotcher reflexology! We gotcher 2-fer-1 One-Potato-Two coupons!