stareater:
"Hey Marge! I'm blowin' the Hot Love Meter off the charts! Yer gittin' some tonight!"
JurassicPork:
"You ever dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight?"
Dante83:
Ok, someone tell me this WASN'T shot with a secrurity camera.
JurassicPork:
I heard this movie was so bad that Persia put out a death squad on Roger Corman...
Tommys Dad:
"Yes, I'm gonna wear it, and stop calling me Shirley!"
E_the_E:
Meanwhile, Napoleon invents the short man's complex...
JurassicPork:
.oO Why hasn't Napolean begun looking for me? Oo.
LauraPowers:
"Eagles to save us from the Wargs!" "It's a plane, retard. I'm burning your Tolkien books."
MrAtomik:
Lindbergh is almost taken out by the World's biggest Birdie Bombadier
FryGirl:
Dammit, I told you to harvest it BEFORE flowering!
echostation:
"... a precise hit will start a chain reaction, which should destroy the Death Star"
gleeb:
think this tomato has seen better days