SpaceToast:
"This ain't Kool-Aid, but the effect will be similar."
Dirigo:
"Now why don't we see what will happen when I add a little Nitro Glycerin to the mix."
JurassicPork:
Am I overdoing the peyote or is a store mannequin trying to sell me a Whirlpool washer and dryer?
Eskimo_Spy:
Ryan liked to "Dress" for dinner
SpaceToast:
Poke-e-Bot. He'll remind you of things. Until you smash him. With a claw hammer.
Dirigo:
How Picasso designs a childs' jungle-gym.
SpaceToast:
Playtime, in the THX-1138 holding cell.
porpoise:
Giving up trying to control his Parkinson's, Jerry used it to his advantage and became a slight-of-hand artist.
meQal:
oO(Man i hate when I get a prostrate exam. Going to walk funny all day now.)Oo
porpoise:
*swoosh* .oO Gawd, I hate getting my panties in a wad. Oo.
tinaw:
"Reach for the sky!" "I'm your butler, sir." "That's what they all say!"
porpoise:
"Pull my barrel."