Kristen:
I love you, Sally, but we only have 14 hours to save the earth!
carbonbased:
I knew this would happen if the Surgeon General was put in charge of masturbation.
Beckett:
.oO( And I thought it was going to suck being thrown into a backwoods jail cell with a bunch of toothless homos!)Oo.
Zonk:
This is the part where Lex Luthor explains his evil plot to nuke the San Andreas Fault...
shanky:
"Pope John Paul II , Father Guido Sarducci , Reverend Lovejoy and Pope Weird the 1st."
otrfan:
Sorry Kathy, seven kids on one swing would just look silly.
stareater:
Welcome to the Countdown Channel
tinaw:
Jack Bauer's house?
Eskimo_Spy:
Jack Bauer lives here
Agent_Moldy:
Meanwhile, at Kiefer Sutherland's house...
Dirigo:
Their all here to get WEIRD'S MEMOIRS.
Agent_Moldy:
"Tastes great!" "Less filling!" "Oprah, Uma"...
Hinermad:
"Less filling!" "Tastes great!"
rickubis:
Yeah, I bagged that trophy behind me before some idiot passed a law against shooting aboriginal people for sport. It's still ok if you eat what you shoot, though.
Agent_Moldy:
It's over.
rickubis:
It's not over until the *fat* lady sings. The damned UGLY lady can sing all damn night.
rickubis:
Help me, please! She's too horny for me to handle!
WEIRD_1:
<sing>~You can take Salem out of the country, but you can't take the country out of Salem...~
Moatas:
How Paula Jones described how Bill Clinton's penis looks like
Moatas:
Attack of the minitures' next on Sci-Fi
Moatas:
Later on the campaign trail, John Kerry is up-staged by a '62 Rambler