wd40:
From Humpback to hatchhole, this land belongs to you and me!
Dirigo:
"Take THAT, San Fransisco!" Whith those words, Michigan declared war on California
Beckett:
"I know about the red states and the blue states...but what the hell is THIS!?"
Dirigo:
i hope there are no weird children around.
WEIRD_1:
Don't see any of my children here either
Dirigo:
Sorry Weird, I didn't see any of your kids here either. In fact, the only thing I found was Jimmy Hoffa's body.
gleeb:
Not only are WEIRD's kids missing, but the sheep! What happened to the sheep?
gleeb:
The Death of Marmaduke
Eskimo_Spy:
You know, nobody ever says, "Nice job sewing the TNT into the corset", No, all I ever here is "Why isn't that thing ready yet?"
Beckett:
"I thought they broke up."
gleeb:
People don't take the time to write elegant ransom notes anymore.
Beckett:
"Embarassed by the size of YOUR pencil?"