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Well, I guess I'll go back to downloading porn until this is fixed.
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One of the Oracles from Delphi is out for a smoke break
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And now folks, Sonny & Cher! O~ The beat goes onnnn.~O
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And soon after, the Mongol hordes ran through!
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Never try to bring an accordian in through revolving doors.
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Yeah, I got great plumage. But, the upkeep & the mantainance on a set of tailfeathers like this is a bitch. You thought peacocks had it bad?
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Come back here you scwewy wabbit! I pwomis to bwast you on my pwogwam
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The only fish ever to go to medical school. It became a sturgeon.
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Oh, you just had a bad dream, is all. Matt. I haven't shape shifted in years.
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Sure, this bar is dull, but, they give you lots to to drink for the money.
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Looks like Jane is moving out on Tarzan again. He won't commit, she says. "Ungawa!!" he says.
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And Bill Parcells thinks about coaching football in Germany
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And Larry Linville as the demented Orkin man!
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Aw great. The hexfield viewscreen is on the blink.
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"As upright citizens of this town, I say we run all of the ugly people out of town! Then, the left handed ones." Your jelly has slipped off its cracker, John.
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The POW's are marched through the town square.
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Aw, we missed Star trek again.
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Mom? I always thought that she got that chair at a yard sale?
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And her turn-ons are puppies, kittens, & large sums of money.
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Yes, I like porn just like the rest of you guys. But, when you have naked women, it's just plain wrong. That's why I love gay porn. All men all the time.
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Look, do your aerobics on your own time, Gerg!