Batqueen:
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with having sex in the confessional. Now, don't tell anyone."
MadSigntist:
"No, my son. I don't think Formula 409 will remove that quantity of blood. I will pray for you, however."
WookieeMonster:
"Quickly...help me set up this Choirboy-Trap (tm) before little Timmy gets here. Ah, Timmy...yum."
meQal:
that's one long ass red light.
JurassicPork:
"Hey, Linda Hunt. Have you seen my wife?"
okiedokey:
Which one of these is not like the other
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Frank Gehry's Weber Grill
nastinkers:
You see, your wife is being haunted because she is a sinner
robofreak:
"That's no ordinary veranda dear. I hear there's Disco Fever rampant over there."
Forkgirl:
"No, she's not my daughter! She's my cousin!"
porpoise:
This Xray shows you have pneumonia, gas, and demons from hell.
Dante83:
They're recreating their favorite 'Schoolhouse Rock' episode. It's not really the same.
GlitterRock:
Does that say "CANCELLED" behind there? Oh, are you trying to be funny now, SFC???
bluegem:
...Arizona in a thong
gleeb:
You know, the Park Service needs to rethink their new PR campaign.
KaneRobot:
Nice try, Sabretooth. But I'm a long way from dead, bub *snikt*
Goreomedy:
"Sorry dear, but I've got to let a few inmates out early for good behavoir." ::Fpppbbbtttttttt::
YibbleGuy:
"Honey ... you ... me ... the evening ... the firelight ... it's a *perfect* time for you to give me a blowjob."
robofreak:
"A little too much starch in Klan costume Joe Bob?"
Indika:
oO( I saw that Sleestak go back here...)
gleeb:
I'm sure she won't mind my borrowing a ball bearing...
JurassicPork:
Tomb of the Unknown White Supremacist.
bluegem:
stop smiling at me!
CindyM:
"Damn you, lighting tech, damn you all to HELL!"
robofreak:
"As God as my witness, i'll never go to Hungary again!"
Agent_Moldy:
I grimace in your general direction!"
MrTim:
Special Forces Elf waits in the woods to assassinate a Sci Fi exec.
WEIRD_1:
and as a part time job, I make football picks on the Bob and Tom show
butteredtoast:
Well, time for the grand finale Railing Kill... if we could have the Sci Fi execs over here, please
Indomitus:
Look, it's bad enough that you melted the witch. Do you really have to "scoot" all over her carcas?