rickubis:
You, sir, are the first person to notice my trained duck, Otis, doing a bill stand on the second bottle from the left on the top row.
CommanderBreetai:
Now the flavor of Extra Classic Bubble Gum lasts longer than ever and ever and ever and ever........
Eskimo_Spy:
We're into day 3 of our stand in place telethon for MD, If you want to see me move, phone in your pledge now
Evil_Santa:
Sure, I have to wear this skimpy outfit, but the tips are GREAT!
Enigmerry_Christmas:
"That's right. This line of shampoo will make your hair so light and fluffy, it'll actually sprout wings!"
TreeRat:
Lady, Do you think you can stop telling me your life story, and get me that beer now?
Eskimo_Spy:
So, I have a date later, does this dress make me look easy?
BubTheDonor:
She's the Parker Posey of bartenders
amycamus:
"BAM! Kick it up!...um...doesn't work as well for me, does it?"
2ndBanana:
(sing)~Bartender, the Slutty Reindeer, had a very Slutty dress, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it was trashy...~
BubTheDonor:
The Motels are back with their new cd and video, Batty about Booze -- on Capitol Records and Tapes.
BubTheDonor:
Next up -- Ivy of The Cramps meets the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls in a bar later to be named Spago. When Behind The Music continues...