FlippySloth:
And then the giant caterpillar from the planet Hironthorat came and destoyed all the innocent villagers until there was nothing left but a white background
GameBoy:
Full contact nude body bingo, next on family game night..Just another great idea I had
IMissMST3K:
~Tiptoe, to the outhouse, forgot Immodium, now I can't hold it in, so run now, to the outhouse, with me~
FortHoward:
have someone tie you up and toss you in a pulp vat for a couple days and see how you look
porpoise:
o/~"A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course. The a-ma-zing- Mr.- Dead"~/o
Enapov:
Sir, your going to have to have a feeding tube stuffed up directly into your intestines...Your esphagus is clogged with turkey fat!
Soozcat:
"Hi, I'm Bob Vila. This week on This Demonically Possessed House, choosing the right contractors, plumbers and exorcists."
TheDiva:
Hey, if he loses a few pounds he could get into modeling.
saraphin:
"And now, we return you to our feature "Forrest Hump" already in progress..."
Lanzman:
Irving found that being a parking valet was tough. Especially since he worked in a toll both on the interstate.
Lanzman:
". . . and with just a few simple spices, your placenta can feed six people!"
CindyM:
~/o "Now face North..." ~/o