D_Idaho:
Didn't know cabs needed secret service men.
Roba_Rett:
Our drink special tonight...liquid heroin
GersonK:
Paul Hogan vs Death, tonight on the Chess Channel.
D_Idaho:
The Huckleberry Finn national memorial.
Spamdinger:
His unicycle sucks.
TGoodchild:
Whew! Al Gore sure needs a lot of makeup for public appearences!
brmorgan:
the danger of going to tanning beds too often.
JimG601:
Look! How many times do I have to tell you that I AM Napolean?!?!?
Sven_Ciccone:
I'll be okay, I'm still living off of the money I made on Joes apartment. What? Oh yeah...I guess I am broke
D_Idaho:
Back in my day we ate gravel out of a black and white haystack and damnit we liked it!
PearlProtege:
This is an announcement from the "Paranoid About Germs Council"--door knobs are your worst enemy!
MadamRazz:
*Workin' in a coal mine, goin' down down down..Woops! Almost slipped DoooWn!*