BuckFifty:
From the time he was 5, his father knew that Billy would be taking on the trade of sword swallowing.
Geier:
On his back is the bumper sticker "Robo-Cops Do It With Hydraulics".
IllegalityGirl:
Sounds like a feminine product.
Ben_Reich:
When Barney returned from Mount Pilot his new law enforcement techniques perplexed and frightened most of Mayberry.
Kit:
Hi. Take me to your microwave.
JD1036:
"There's a funny story behind this quarter..I got up that day and I made myself a piece of toast..I set on 3, medium brown..hey girls, where you goin'?"
Generik:
She donated money to Cedars-Sinai, and they're going to name part of the hospital after her... Yep, Picabo ICU.
Geier:
"Welcome to the neighborhood, and please accept this offering of raw, salted calve's liver as a token of respect and affection and allegiance to our dark lord."
BuckFifty:
"Ya know Earl...I've never told you this before, but dang you shore have a purdy mouth..."
GumballHead:
Kissy Kissy Kissy!
Kit:
Warning: Eminent Cleavage!
Geier:
"An Oprah Winfrey-shaped sepia stain inexplicably began spreading across the South-West today..."