Agent_Moldy:
Freaklander: The Flavoring
"There can be only 31..."
suggs:
Whoa!!! Nobody move- lost a contact lens!
Steve_Reeves:
In a surprising development today, it was learned that the kudzu vine which is slowly taking over the Southern United States has butts. Lotsa butts...
Buffoon:
Imagine their embarrssment when they discovered that Timothy Leary had said "Be mellow, dude!" not "Bow, meadow, nude."
DiscoBoy:
Finally coordinating their response to Muslim extremists, Israeli citizens today engaged in the first mass "mooning" of Mecca. Ha! Take that!
144b:
It is here at Handover Farms, that the world's best molASSES is made.
Lanzman:
Florida growers reassured an anxious nation this week that the recent cold snap had not harmed this year's crop of pod people.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Here at the high-density feedlot...
questor:
...somewhere Liberace is screaming "Oh, a buffet!!!"
Generik:
Easter ceremonies in Marin County always tended toward the unconventional...
abracadaver:
The annual Caucasian migration takes place in early Summer, when they go to California or Florida to keep warm. Here, we see them in repose on a stop along their way.
HoneyT:
"The rejected album cover for Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven.'"
Matteus:
Of course *I* end up stuck behind the stinky guy
starkbalmy:
A rare shot of Moonies on Spring Break.
Ash_Skywalker:
Organized religion is 'baaaaaad'!
UnReality:
Isn't that always the way? Just as the orgy is about to start, it's time to pray to Mecca.
rickubis:
Martha! Come to the window! It wasn't hail that we heard falling last night.
Ragbot:
"The Invasion of the BOOTY Snatchers," the lost scenes...
Soozcat:
The largely underreported effects of mad cow disease, spied last Wednesday in Kensington Park...
Nyssa23:
"It is said that ex-employees of Enron still roam the lonely plains of Texas, stopping only for rest and their daily mooning in the direction of Ken Lay's house."
nastinkers:
Nude Camp 2001's Interpretive Dance production of "Spring"
Shandi:
Thousands of Praying Moonies fall victim to the Reverend's latest shrek; get it in the end. Film at eleven.
ArtMystery:
The Victoria Repertory Company can't decide whether to make this summer's big production "Rear Window" or "Teahouse of the August Moon." Despite their extended retreat to discuss the possibilities, and their request for divine guidance, the answer remains unclear.
BlakHat1:
"Hey Skip, I found your contacts!"
ABServo:
I see Richard Simmons is having another one of those dreams...
Laurie2K:
It saves two steps so it beats "I'm going fishing, getting hammered and buying fish on the way home."
chebwa:
Humanity's quest to control weather continues. "Easterly winds SHALL BE OURS!"
robofreak:
"As he surveyed the field before him, Dr. Jamison knew that the rumors of the initiation into the American Proctology Society were true. With his latex gloves in hand, he took a deep breath and began the longest day of his life...one he would relive in nightmares for years."
ArchHallJr:
Simon and Garfunkel - The Concert in Central Park for the Naked
Janx:
"Got yourself a fine looking crop of streakers this year, Harry."
chilwil:
Tom (bottom left) discovers too late that the spot he picked out is right behind Arnold the uncontrollable flatulent.
malaclypse:
"Are you lookin' at mah bum? You cheeky monkey, you!"
AAAron333:
Seating was very limited for the premiere of 'The Matthew Shepard Story'
Chebby:
Morning prayers are observed in the new Muslim sect, branching from the original due to clothing persecution.
Geier:
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar
Daleman:
Mayor Bloomberg attempts to repopulate the Central Park hippies in an attempt to get them off the endangered species list.
JAUSTRALIS:
"Well folks, it's tax time again...''