144b:
We now return to, Mummy Dearest on Lifetime.
Fee:
"Christo's Mother at home."
BlakHat1:
After an exhausting live broadcast on Discovery Channel, the crew takes a break for tea and mammoth pie.
bugwber:
Cleopatra celebrates the moments of her lives... past, present, and future.
DiscoBoy:
Elsa Lanchester loved her "Bride of Frankenstein" get-up so much that she decided to throw away her acting career to hit the road with Marilyn Manson. But after tea, not before.
nashbrutusandshort:
The ancient Egyptians entombed their honored dead with things they thought they'd need to enjoy the afterlife, such as a really fine selection of International Coffees.
Agent_Moldy:
"Damn that Buffoon! Bah! Rabbi...goat...block of Velveeta. What was I thinking???"
Laurie2K:
Cairo Museum's Odditorium: "Members of the Englishwoman Tour Group, we have a special treat for you today... We present our most popular mummy dancer, Karis. He's about to break with ambulatory tradition to gratify your collective wish to be terrified. Not only will he walk all over you like an Egyptian, he will attempt to give you the Ubangi stomp..."
Buffoon:
In a moment of reflection, Scarlett wondered if perhaps she might have impressed Rhett more with something made from the curtains, instead of the sheets.
Ash_Skywalker:
Would you like a fajita 'wrap' with that, sir?
Steve_Reeves:
Due to the shortage of good pilots, the Air Force has had to resort to digging up a few good men...
nastinkers:
Unfortuneately, the cook at the leper colony was also a leper- so when the lentil soup was advertised as vegetarian, it wasn't quite true...
devildoll:
"After a long day of reanimating herself from a 3,000 year nap and carrying out a complicated curse involving murder and dismemberment, Nefret relaxes with a cup of International Coffee."
Lanzman:
It was a bit extreme, but it kept anyone else in the house from using Irving's special toilet paper.
MrBungle:
A young Jonathan Winters waits for the call-back from MGM telling him that he has been picked to play the role of the Duct Tape man in the new production of 'The Wizard of Oz.' Alas, due to budget cutbacks brought on by the expense of Judy Garland's ruby slippers (what a prima Donna!), the call never comes.
nbutlerdidit:
"Well, once again, I'M here on time, and once again, I'M waiting on Frank, Drac and Wolfie... being a Groovy Ghoulie ain't all it's cracked up to be, I'll tell ya."
Shandi:
The Mummy does her rendition of the Police's "Tea in the Sahara with You".... in Film Noir.
Cyberbeast:
After they couldn't get Bredon Fraiser for the sequal, the budget for The Mummy II was severly slashed.
Generik:
Showing an enthusiasm that only another teenager could appreciate, little Roger and Tony not only TP'ed the Anderson's house, but they got an unsuspecting Judy Anderson at breakfast as well.
SoundGuy4U:
"Norman?! Who's that girl you're with Norman?"
Annakie7:
Gerald misunderstood the directions to "cover with a paper towel and heat for 3 minutes" on his microwave dinner.
Mr_Grant:
"Do you remember Cairo? That little cafe? Oh, what WAS that waiter's name?... FAROUK!" o/ Celebrate the moments of your life. o/
Scypha:
And once again, England's Queen Mum is enjoying her daily tea after her daily rewrapping of her bandages.
suggs:
Undead friends are in from Europe...
WEIRD_1:
Ah, time to relax from my busy day of haunting the old crypt. It's times like these that I get cozy with Sanka Afterlife Blends. I find Hemlock and Toad Stool to be the most relaxing. So, when your done with your busy day of haunting, spooking, or just plain rotting, try Sanka blends. And tell them your Mummy sent you!
IMissMST3K:
"Ah, then after tea it's a High Colonic! I just love escaping to the "That's a Wrap Weekend Retreat"!"
Geier:
The latest commercial for Band-Aid brand bandages left consumers with not so much an urge to purchase the product as an urge to avoid ancient Egyption crypts. Heads would roll.
Daleman:
Somehow I don't think that this look will take off, but I said the same thing about acid washed jeans.