Agent_Moldy:
Wait, you mean that's all the cleavage she has? Pfft. Amateur.
Mr_Grant:
Miss Flotation Device Russia 2006. Will use her title to promote the benefits of neonatal breastfeeding. Her North American goodwill tour of Hooters restaurants will begin soon, with 1% of sales pledged to the Women's Shoulder Pain Research Foundation.
Buffoon:
One thing I'll say for Billy Barty... He had a helluva umbrella!
Steve_Reeves:
Personal Flotation Devices have come a long way since the old days.
Scypha:
If it wasn't for the cement-filled shoes, her helium filled fake breasts would have carried her into the stratosphere by now!
questor:
Russia pioneers its own novel approach to bringing liquids on a plane.
Lanzman:
Pinnochio's older sister. Needless to say, she tells a *lot* of lies.
Generik:
You must be *this tall* to ride the Tit-O-Whirl at Dollywood.
JoeCrow:
Ready, LACTATE.
Wait, I'm wax.
starkbalmy:
*recorded voice* "Halt. This is a bust. Halt. This is a bust. Halt. This is a bust. Halt..."
nastinkers:
Not ALL of the side effects of the Chernobyl disaster were bad...
lil_amish:
What it'll look like when the combined boobage of Dolly Parton, Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole form their own "coalition of the willing" and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
flavio:
Be sure and visit the Dolly Partonstroika shop when visiting beautiful downtown Moscow!
gleeb:
They must be near a school and want to give the kids a place to shelter when it rains.
chilwil:
Dollies on a Dolly. Thank goodness. I was gettin' tired of motherf**king snakes on a motherf**king plane!
Jacksinn:
Huge... tracts of land! Available just outside Moscow for a song!
WEIRD_1:
If a Wooden Indian is used to sell Cigars, the only question I have at this store is...
$50, same as downtown?
JurassicPork:
By God, I think after THIS procedure, Katherine Harris just may beat Bill Nelson, after all!
Nyssa23:
"The closest Maxi Mounds will ever get to Madame Tussaud's."
ArtMystery:
Ever since Mary Carey lost her bid to become California's first porn-star-turned-governor, her official statue has been languishing outside the Porny Politicians R Us souvenir shop on Santa Monica Boulevard.
MessiahBlue:
Mind your own bees'-wax! Or is it triple double-d's wax?
joe678:
"Chesty Morgan?!?! What's she doing here?" "Well, we couldn't find a wooden Indian, so we got a wooden actress instead. Plus, we'll never run out of silicone... Milk! again, and we've sold more DVDs of 'Double Agent 73' this week than we've sold all year!"
BlueOnBlack:
"Variety" scoops the latest H'wood trend: Celebrity Breast Enhancements from Actual Celebrities - Here we see Ashlee Simpson with her new decolletage made from the excised remains of Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers, Star Jones and her own old nose...
Beedo:
This is what happens when you let teenage boys work in Madame Tussaud's.
suggs:
What seemed like a real clever and fun idea backfired, as Bernie's doorbell was soon ringing on an average of 37,845 times a day.