Agent_Moldy:
Tune in next week, for another exciting episode of... Dr. Nick: Optometrist. "Byeee, ev-ry-bodee!"
bugwber:
"Oh, I *make* friends..."
questor:
And with a slight adjustment, another spawn of Kevin Federline shall enter the world...
Lanzman:
Oh man, how many of those stupid "Chucky" movies are they going to inflict on us?
Daleman:
OK, after seeing this photo of eye removal from fetuses I have changed my opinion of stem cell research.
Generik:
"Eye-eye, sir, you little bastard! Eye-eye, sir! You little... EYE-EYE, SIR!!!" *Muttering*
cambria36:
"When Tim decided to provide something for the troops overseas that he knew they wanted and needed badly, he settled on sending them each a little head."
flavio:
"Salvador! Clean up your things and come down for dinner! And if I trip over this lobster telephone thing one more time, you're grounded for a week!"
BlakHat1:
Only the finest Colin Mochrie heads are used for genuine Animutation Flash Movies!
WEIRD_1:
Serial Killer Starter Kit.
KIPPAGE:
The Government regularly installs Nanites into Childrens toys to keep an eye on their Development.
lil_amish:
What's REALLY going on inside Katie Holmes/Angelina Jolie/Britney Spears ad nauseum.
TyranosaurisRex:
"My name is Talking Teena and that hurts like hell."
ABServo:
Preparations Begin for the "Yesterday and Today" album cover. Meanwhile, the raw meat is still on back order.
Beedo:
1950s Sex Education: "And that, Timmy, is how babies are made."
chilwil:
...and Dahmer makes three.
MessiahBlue:
Scenes from the Marty Feldman bobble-head factory.
starkbalmy:
o/~ "The eyes of Texas are... *urf!* ...upon you! All the... *ugh!* ...live-long daaaaay..." o/~
Nyssa23:
"Here at the Gene Splicin' Dude Ranch, we're putting together adorable Caucasian babies just for you!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
Sure, it's creepy, but not as creepy as that job I had at the Christian supplies place -- I had to nail little plastic Jesuses to little plastic crucifixes. Over and over again. 500 a day. I was never so glad to be replaced by a machine, lemme tell ya.
UnReality:
Robbie never liked his parents' answer to where babies came from.
ArchHallJr:
Bob Fosse's Cabaret Head Babies!
Racerex:
Although his "Pinocchio Mark 1 Destructor" turned out to be a dud, Gepetto never gave up his dreams of world conquest.
Dairai:
"o/ Ten little heads of drool, are we... toys of those who disembodee... waiting for our turn with the drill - AIYEEEEEE!! Ten little heeeads, of drooool.... o/"
ArtMystery:
Torturing Gerber babies was really about the only fun thing Donald Rumsfeld did in his spare time.