Agent_Moldy:
FEMA workers take a little break in between doing nothing in New Orleans and annoying local EMA officials in Missouri.
Steve_Reeves:
Welcome to Szegerely's own Crazy Loquat Club!
If you've got rubber boots and it's rainy, why waste time with a trip to the bathroom?
Lanzman:
"Yep! Drinkin' and pissin'. There ain't nothin' better! Is there, boys?"
"We've been drinkin' and pissin' in the same spot for fifty years. Don'cha think we oughta unstop that drain?"
"Drain?"
bugwber:
"Keep drinking boys, two more days of this and we'll finally have enough urine to wash away Slovenia!"
suggs:
I'll have a scotch and wa... make that a straight scotch. Ta.
questor:
Welcome to Incontinent Acres! The retirement community where going means that you're already there!
DiscoBoy:
Because actually walking to the bathroom would just cut into your drinking time.
Buffoon:
"Um... No! I thought YOU were going to call the plumber!"
Generik:
Dateline, Dublin, April 1st -- Heavy flooding ravages Ireland; panic ensues when pubs announce available stocks of liquor may only last for next three or four weeks.
ArchHallJr:
Welcome to Club Incontinence!
Racerex:
"Chuck's West End Bar & Walk-In Urinal" wasn't mentioned in the Michelin guide, but it was a popular spot nonetheless.
Jacksinn:
Seamus hated a bar that watered down its drinks. He vowed to leave, and never return, right after his twelfth shot of Bushmills. Okay, thirteenth.
cambria36:
"Heroic FEMA workers were first on the scene in New Orleans following Katrina, and they went to work immediately doing what they do best."
flavio:
Here's to FEMA!
WEIRD_1:
FEMA responds to another flood.
ArtMystery:
The Cork County Players of Middleton, Ireland, present "Drinking in the Rain."
UpSky2:
"Visitors are always welcome in Elbonia! ...but all that about the water being up to our waists was sheer exaggeration."
gleeb:
"Did the water just get... warmer?"
starkbalmy:
"Here's to the best spa in all of County Limerick! Drink up, boys!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Never put the port-o-bar downstream from the port-o-potty.
JoeCrow:
Will someone jiggle the handle on the toilet?
Nyssa23:
"Say, my back teeth really *are* floating!"
MessiahBlue:
The big Easy Rotary Club.
lil_amish:
How the Irish Saved Civilization
nastinkers:
Break time at the Ocean Spray Cranberry Bog.
Daleman:
You don’t want to be downhill when Clifford the dog goes out for “walkies."