Agent_Moldy:
And just like that, the chick and the lamb were all but forgotten as Easter mascots.
Steve_Reeves:
"Hey, baby! Wanna touch my egg?"
suggs:
The future is in your hands! Join the Overseer's Nursery Corps today!
Buffoon:
"I want to thank you for this opportunity. I mean, I never KNEW they used live models when they did the storyboards for animated films! My parents will be SO proud to know that I worked on the sequel to Bam... Um... Mr. Disney? Why are you dressed up in that Thumper costume?" (and thus, the whole "furry" sex fetish was begun.)
questor:
Hi there sugar tail. Wanna split some hare?
Lanzman:
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but..."
KINGDINOSAUR:
South Dakota issues a protective order on all ovum-derived food products. All embryonic forms will now be mandated to the care and custody of angora-clad midwives until brought to term.
In addition, the phrase "You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs" has been rewritten to read "You can't make an omelet you murderous, degenerate bastard! Go shoot your food like a real man!"
bugwber:
"If you only knew what I went through to get this... you would never eat another chocolate east egg again."
Mr_Grant:
Guess which Teletubby is in next month's edition of Maxim?
Daleman:
Here’s the reason the Energizer bunny can keep going and going.
flavio:
Coming to a theater near you! The Island of Dr. Moreau II (Ladies Night). Directed by Hugh Hefner and The Indigo Girls.
UnReality:
Elmer Fudd's illegitimate daughter.
Racerex:
Even though no one could explain how useful the power to lay giant eggs would be in fighting crime and super-villains, all the male members of the Justice League of America voted that, yes, "Rabbit Lass" should be allowed to join as soon as possible.
cambria36:
"You think that's something? You oughta see her ovaries. She has to carry them around in an old Samsonite suitcase."
BlakHat1:
"Dude, I met this AWESOME chick at the Flaming Lips concert!"
ArtMystery:
Birth of the Furry Movement.
JoeCrow:
The "Do it Yourself home PlayBoy Bunny kit" was a "bust."
Zee:
House of 1000 Corpses 2: The Melon's Story
kilroy105:
Dear Victoria's Secret... please cease and desist your current Easter campaign. Sincerely, Faberge.
UpSky2:
An advertising-and-PR company submitted this to Ray Chapman Andrews, when he needed his discovery of dinosaur eggs in the Gobi Desert popularized.
starkbalmy:
Something about those big chocolate eggs just make Samantha want to f*ck like a bunny.
gleeb:
You didn't think Furry Porn was anything new, did you?
Beedo:
Dammit, Generik, when I told you I wanted pictures of Bunny Girls, this is NOT what I meant!
nastinkers:
Her personal ad reads: SWFB (bunny) has egg, seeks fertilization.
WEIRD_1:
Look Mr. B Natural, when the critics said your act laid an egg it was just a figure of speech.
Nyssa23:
"From Cap'n Wacky's House of Pin-Ups."
JurassicPork:
Personally, I never liked Rolling Rock's Easter brew.
joe678:
"Oh, Clark! I'm a fuzzy little bunny! Would you like to come fertilize my egg... CLARK! What are you doing with William Haines??? Oh my God..."
Generik:
Nine months later, a pipe-smoking, pajama-clad Hef pecked his way out of the shell, and the rest was history.