Agent_Moldy:
"Uhhh, Generik? Yyyeah, um, I know you think this makes you look all feng shui or whatever, but... um..."
.oO{And I thought that lobster shirt was a bad sign...}
(But I kid the Genster!)
144lbs.bird:
This is the chance you take when you go to a Guatemalan hospital in order to save a few bucks for that plastic surgery.
Steve_Reeves:
George Bush prepares for Trick or Treating...
BlueOnBlack:
Divine, during a quiet night of Cheetos and NetFlix'ing...
Lanzman:
Dow Chemical's new spokesperson was unfortunately not terribly media friendly. She was, however, in high demand for alternate lifestyle events.
bugwber:
Not anywhere NEAR Wessonality...
wd40:
"Okay Dingus, how are you supposed to get to the buffet in those things?" - "I have always relied on the kindness of strangers!" - "You're a sick puppy McGee!"
Mr_Grant:
"Would somebody please, PLEASE turn DOWN the air conditioning!!!???"
Geier:
The rest of The Justice League never could figure out what particular advantage they offered in a fight. But because they were all too uncomfortable and embarrassed to ask, The Udder was ultimately allowed to become a provisional member, junior grade.
Generik:
Here's a tip: When ordering the Deluxe Latex Fun-Time Ladyboy Kit (comes in rust, auburn, ebony, eggshell and taupe), specify one without the optional air bags. Trust me on this one.
flavio:
Mr. Waters will see you now.
Racerex:
Even though no booking agent would touch it with a ten-foot pole, Al just knew that his one-man "Dolly Parton Minstrel Show" would knock 'em dead...
starkbalmy:
It had been Kelly's lifelong dream to someday participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
suggs:
Although they did prevent injury in front end collisions, Volkswagen decided that using fringe goth scensters to design airbags might not have been such a great idea after all.
cambria36:
"Dolly Parton; after bungee-jumping in extremely sunny Puerto Rico."
ArtMystery:
o/` "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and titty and gaaaaaayyy..." o/`
lil_amish:
Paris Hilton: 2015.
JurassicPork:
Al Jolson's Madonna phase, thankfully, was short-lived.
gleeb:
"I'm from the La Leche League, and I've got an important message for all you pregnant women out there..."
Nyssa23:
"Just one of the scenes you'll see in our new DVD series, 'Oompa Loompas Gone Wild.'"
nastinkers:
Spike TV's answer to Dame Edna.
UnReality:
PUMAT between Ru Paul, Pamela Anderson, and Liberace.
Zee:
Wo-man the torpedoes!
Jacksinn:
Ernest took "gerbiling" just that one step farther by turning his entire body into one big Habitrail.
Daleman:
The boots just ruin the ensemble.
questor:
After Al Roker came out, all he could say was "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?"