Agent_Moldy:
They were told to try hard, and try hard they did. But sadly, the outfits of neither the King Vitamin Kid, the Flintstone Floozy, nor Fraggle Rock Fred could outdo the infamous lobster shirt.
questor:
Pia Zadora, Flava Flav and David Lee Roth get ready for the next season of VH-1's "Strange Love."
Mr_Grant:
Union-required break time outside the studio of the new, Margaret Spelling-conscious PBS series, "Acceptable Sexual Preference Stereotypes." In production this week, 'My Two Dads Who Are Flamboyant in a Nonthreateningly Jack McFarland Sort of Way, Have Separate Bedrooms and Have No Idea How Maple Syrup is Made'.
144b:
Meanwhile in the green roon of the Telemondea talkshow. El Gianate Neuva Goupa!, guests wait to be called out during the El Topa Dies de Lista. Tonight's topic from the officeia de casa y Barstla, Gonzilas. The Top Ten Things that are found on children's programs.
Blinker:
In the year 2032, "Sesame Street" has been adapted for over 300 countries, including Taiwan, Iceland, and New Orleans.
Steve_Reeves:
"Dad?"
"Yes, son."
"How come everyone is staring at you? Don't they know it's Carnival time?"
"Oh, I'm sure they do, son, but this isn't Rio De Janeiro, it's Toledo..."
DiscoBoy:
I always knew that little girl would grow up to be a freak. I mean, where are her clown shoes and electric day-glo fingernails?
Buffoon:
.oO First the tsunami kills my family, and then I get adopted into THIS? What the hell did I do to piss off God that much?
Generik:
The line for passports and visas at the Latin American Superhero Consulate was long, but there was usually a break right about mid-afternoon siesta time.
lil_amish:
Defense Witnesses for Michael Jackson wait outside the courthouse... Film at 11!
TyranosaurisRex:
Rejected jurors for the Michael Jackson trial.
Nyssa23:
"The cast of the new live-action 'Fraggle Rock.'"
Ash_Skywalker:
Yo! Don't you know that Mardi Gras is over?
nashtbrutusandshort:
Hey, I didn't know Ken Russell was shooting a remake of "Do the Right Thing."
CindyD:
One of these things is not like the other! One of these things just isn't the same!
Racerex:
It's really a shame that Sid and Marty Krofft never sent their kids to counseling...
starkbalmy:
"I dunno, Ynez, whatta you wanna do tonight?"
"I dunno, Javier... ya wanna sacrifice a virgin?"
"Jeez. A virgin, huh?"
"Daddy! No!! Not AGAIN!!"
gleeb:
"I told Ma the real Feathered Serpent wouldn't be caught dead in these shoes."
cambria36:
Members of the Ice Capades rejects are allowed to bring children to their annual convention in Keokuk, Iowa.
nastinkers:
"The Wiz" meets "Fame"
Zee:
Lupita, a Werecrow, and Mrs. Carrot Top in "Steps!"
JurassicPork:
.oO Now I know how Marilyn Munster felt. Oo.
chilwil:
"Got gilt?"
wd40:
"Say Quetzl, you think our Aztec civilization has gone downhill since we legalized psillyscibin?" - "Hell no! Say what are those ships doing in the harbor?"
Cyberbeast:
"Where the hell is that bus?"
Lanzman:
It was the morning of her seventh birthday when Ashleigh suddenly realized that the Sixties had, after all, left an indelible mark on her grandparents.
Daleman:
"Hey kid, you're not going out dressed like that, are you? Go put on your feathers and tassels this minute."
ArtMystery:
"Yeah, but you get tired of snake and eagle in mole sauce every night."
Motis:
Gallant wears clean, sensible clothing to school.
Goofus gets all the chicks.
UnReality:
"Daddy, who are those people across the street?"
"Certified public accountants, honey. I don't want you hanging out with those weirdos."