Lanzman: "Candygram." |
Racerex: In these troubled economic times, the Army is trying desperately to find alternatives to expensive guided missiles... |
UpSky2: "Liberal flying-fish-loving bleeding hearts! they'll never rest easy until we're all cast out of house and home." |
Generik: In Russia, shark jumps YOU! |
cambria36: We've all heard of flying fish, but we never realized they dive-bomb too. |
Geier: Frank Lloyd Wright's last -- and most controversial -- work was seen by the maestro himself as a natural (and indeed, inevitable) balance to an earlier design. "What goes better with Falling Water," he was heard to ask, "than Falling Fish?" |
Amon: Try as he might, Matt Saunders just couldn't hide from G-Girl. |
Steve_Reeves: Designing a chimney that resembled a great white shark convinced the people at HGTV that Carter Oosterhouse had finally lost his mind. |
The Abominable Dr. Phibes: Landshark! |
KIPPAGE: "That Boorish Mr.KoldChap said something like this would happen, Martha ..!!!" "Isn't His Name, 'Kolchak'..?" "Semantics My Dear, Semantics ..!" |
WEIRD_1: First Fonzie jumps the shark, and then the shark jumps Fonzie. |
amycamus: Let me guess - they also found a dead guy in full scuba gear a few miles away in the middle of the smoldering remnants of a forest fire. |
scypha: Holy Carp! That's a new shark javelin record by King Neptune! 91,032 fathoms!! It even landed in a "surface dwellers'" neighborhood! |
InsideOutMan: "Nemo, you in here? Where you at, bro?" |
bugwber: "Oh, that'll never sell. Who nominated us for 'Curb Appeal' anyway?" |
Suggs: You kids and your shark bombs! In my day Jerry dropped REAL bombs on us... all day and all night. Now you get fish! And the warning of that damn Jaws theme! We didn't get that in the Blitz, no. |
Agent_Moldy: Not to be outdone, the Thompsons across the street will wedge a 747 in their attic window. That's tonight, on "Keeping up With the Joneses"! |
keogh: "Again, sorry for the little faux pas. You have a lovely home." |
Tumbler: Since it looks like an English rowhouse, I can only think to say, "Do you want chips with that?" |
Beedo: If only "Saturday Night Live" knew the real horror... AIR SHARK! |
nashtbrutusandshort: The squad must tackle its most difficult challenge yet: a motion-sensitive, time-delayed marlin lodged in an orphanage roof. Next on *Danger UXF*. |
BuckFifty: Tonight on the E True Hollywood Story... After the poor box office take of Jaws 4, Jaws' career took a massive downturn as roles were no longer offered to him. He turned to a life of petty crime and is currently serving a four year jail sentence for a rash of home invasions. |
Daleman: The Steve Irwin memorial is doesn't really make me all warm and fuzzy. |
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