bugwberx:
.oO{ Now what were my instructions from Tim Gunn again?... }
Racerex:
We won't be seeing many of these types anymore once they start selling string-cheese in the anime universe...
Lanzman:
The other children made fun of him, but Floyd knew that he had been touched by the noodley appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a *reason*
WEIRD_1:
I just love these Cosplay cons.
Generik:
"Hmmm... monosodium glutamate, BHT added to preserve freshness... Gosh, I hope this stuff doesn't have any weird side effects!"
Zoogicub:
When craft projects go horribly out of control.
cambria36:
Cher... incognito.
keogh:
"Hmm. This one also treats bloating, so I guess that one's a 'maybe'..."
jurassicpork:
When anime tattoo parlors come to life.
UnReality:
"Excuse me, where do you keep the Sailor Moon Pies?"
Steve_Reeves:
Anime characters should never be sent to order the flatware for a wedding present.
BuckFifty:
Rainbow Bright for Monostat 7
"...and remember kids, don't let any Strawberry Shortcake get in your muffin..."
UpSky2:
"Hi. I'm Peter Graves! Is this Biology, One Oh One ?"
AAAron333:
Should I tell them we're all screwed and the world is quickly going to hell, or would you like to???
BuckFifty:
"Any closing statements for this debate Senator?"
"Yes Mr Moderator... Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm..."
*crowd goes wild*
"Four more years bitches!!"
scypha:
"Ah man... They're out of wasabi flavored ramen again! Well, this starving anime girl will just have to settle for miso flavor... again. Oooh... Tentacle Grape soda. My favorite!"
nashtbrutusandshort:
These new Metamucil ads force me to question whether Procter & Gamble has clearly identified its target audience.
da_upstart:
............. I'd do her....
Suggs:
It's always so cool to see that Mrs. Collins does her own shopping.
Accountant from Hell:
Watch for Animaid, coming this fall to FOX Friday nights.
Amon:
This poor gal has no fashion sense. Red shoe laces? Pitiful...
Kota:
On second thought.... maybe a simple tattoo WOULDN'T have been so bad!
Beedo:
Somehow, I don't think Betti Spaghetti has quite gotten the hang of the Goth Look.
Agent_Moldy:
Björkskin Robbins never leaves the house without wearing at least 5 of her 31 flavors.
AAAron333:
Rainbo-Brite is sad because she's lactose intolerant, but still needs more string cheese for her hair.
Arnold Rimmer:
DAMN! This NyQuil with codeine is some good shit.