IMissMST3k:
No one knew that, as Cap'n Jack aged, he would frequent cemeteries and kipe memorabilia from people he never knew.
BlakHat1:
"I STILL want that TWENTY BUCKS you owe me!" *grabs shovel and starts digging*
Kahn:
Yep! Fred and Sam were my buddies during the Great War, too bad they weren't as good as I was at ordinance disposal.
Agent_Moldy:
"Right here! Right here is the place where the South's gonna do it again!"
"Uh, do *what* again?"
"IT! Gonna do IT again! Right here on this very spot!"
"Um..."
"Damned Yankees *mumblegrumble*..."
Zee:
Merlin likes to come down here to visit his collection of dead evil monkey toys.
AAAron333:
Howdy folks, Burl Ives here for Old Spice Mortgage and Loan. Yes, you too can become a land owner like me, with two simple words... Squatter's Rights... This is my little slice of heaven and I've got the deed to prove it!
da_upstart:
"Ah ain't never been ta Arlington Cemetery so I killed me a buncha folks and made mah own."
lil_amish:
The nation knew it was in trouble when the Bush Administrration started recalling Civil War Era Union soldiers ("The Fightin' Yankees!") from their graves to fight in Iraq.
Steve_Reeves:
"Booger" Randleman was sent back from heaven today after being told at the check-in booth that his "Taliban" beard was unacceptable.
He is considering an application to get into hell but is worried he may run into his ex wife there.
Amon:
"Yarrr... Finally caught that white whale, I did! Wasn't as big as I thought it was, though. Buried him here next to me wife. Lord, I miss that whale! And Moby Dick as well! Yarrr..."
amycamus:
"I don't CARE if Richard Nixon's dead - I STILL want the bastard impeached!" exclaims an elderly Generik, who goes on to add that Nixon really didn't do nearly as much for China as Mao did.
Kota:
You're In MARLBORO Country!
chilwil:
The end of the rime for the ancient mariner.
TyranosaurisRex:
"Frank and I had an agreement that whichever of us died first, the survivor would empty a bottle of Bushmill's on the other's grave every year after. I hope he won't mind that it passes through my body first."
wd40:
Aye, me buckoo, thar be me right leg aburied neath the soil. Lost her in the great peace riot of '69 did I! To a freakin' pig, bitter off ta here did he! Lucky to save me pork sez I! And the size of me wood is greater than any manjack asea or ta land! Yarrrrn!
Generik:
"I just came to pay respects to my dignity. Been buried near seventeen year here. Along with m'razor."
DancingQueen:
"This here's my brother Darryl, and this here's my other brother Darryl. I done killed'em."
Lanzman:
"...and that's how I single-handedly won the Civil War for the Union."
scypha:
"Huh? What do you mean? You're trying to tell me that I died over 137 years ago?!? And that's my grave I'm standing on?!? You kids and your practical jokes. Why, I've never felt better in my whole life!" *bones crack* "Course, I've been feeling pretty sore since Abe Lincoln was shot, but that's life for you!"
flavio:
This is where we laid Beatrice to rest, my faithful wife of over 38 years. And now "The Charleston!"
cambria36:
Rod Steiger declares, "F**k bein' dead! There's a great role comin' up in the new Tim Allen movie and I'd be perfect for the part."
nbutlerdidit:
A rare sighting of Santa at the site of his supposed 'grave.'
Beedo:
Bluto takes the opportunity to piss on Popeye's grave.
WEIRD_1:
Bluto visits Popeye's grave every Memorial Day.
Daleman:
Mrs. Claus, Patriot.