Lanzman:
Penn and Teller: The Early Years
Amon:
Little-known-fact: Leatherface was actually a puppet.
AzureBonds:
I see the butcher and the candlestick maker. Where's the baker?
Generik:
"Dummy up, this one's mine."
"Take your hand outta my ass when you say that."
KIPPAGE:
Ever wonder what happened to 'Mikey' from the Life cereal commercial ..? Nuff Said.
nashtbrutusandshort:
If asked, the average German soldier would have preferred a night of ventriloquy with Kaiser Wilhelm and "Fritzi" to the Battle of Verdun.
Barely.
Geier:
Boy, the anti-gay-marriage crowd's commercials have gotten even weirder than usual!
UpSky2:
As Oingo Boingo would say,
~ Is it real?!
I do not know!
It's my creation! ~
Daleman:
Elephant boy eventually grew up.
Zoogicub:
Who knew Pinocchio would later grow up into an Italian baker?
Buckaroo Bonsai:
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Michael Jackson is alive and well with his husband Bruno.
carbonbased:
Ventriloquists lost no time in working Blagojevich dummies into their acts.
cambria36:
Does Father's Day include a dad with a mutant kid too f**kin' ugly to be allowed on dad's lap?
bugwber:
"Okay, so the witch is dead. Can I have a lollipop now, Wizard?"
"Not now. I've gotta get rid of that little dog, too. He keeps pissing on my curtain."
(Deleted scene lost to time.)
scypha:
Little known fact: P T Barnum and Chucky were once best buddies before P T dumped him and went into the circus business.
keogh:
There's already a better-than-even chance your ventriloquist dummy is evil incarnate. Dressing and designing it to be Sweeney Todd is just tempting Fate.
Kota:
Benny wasn't even a ventriloquist. Benny just loved shoving his hand up his dolls' arse.
Steve_Reeves:
Most people aren't aware that Chico Marx wasn't a real boy.
flavio:
This is my son Jeremy. He is built completely out of Idaho Russet potatoes.
da_upstart:
Wyatt Earp and Chucky. Friends to the end, heidy-ho.
jurassicpork:
It's sad to see that Rod Blagojevich is reduced to working as a ventrilquist dummy.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Winged Freak Likes Ham"? ...Wait'll they get a load of me!
WEIRD_1:
Lap dance of the odd and creepy