cambria36:
Campus tip #79: If you want to get a date with a hot coed, NEVER hand out cards with your phone number while you're dressed as a used tampon.
lil_amish:
"C'mon, baby! Swallow me! I'm time released for your pleasure!"
DancingQueen:
"I'm the poster boy for not being poster boys for things! Look how this turned out for me! Here, take a flyer."
questor:
As embarrassing as the Midol Max costume could be, little did he realize that next week's "Timmy Tampon" outfit would be worse. Of course, needing the money he'd just go with the flow.
Lanzman:
"Come on, just take one. I swear, I'm promoting ice cream, not maxi-pads."
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Why should you vote Dada? Well, ma'am, for starters, the Dada Party is the only party that promises to put an ocelot in every cigar box and two buckets of brightly colored machine tools in every refrigerator."
wd40:
Apparently, there are several older siblings who will be watching Winston Smith perform his menial tasks in the Permanent Republican World of Tomorrow. Though it does have nice landscaping, don't you think?
WEIRD_1:
If you swallow me I'll cure your STD's.
JediClone:
"Ask your doctor about my wieneeeeeerrrrr!"
Amon:
EXTERMINATE! EX-TERM-I-NATE!
CindyM:
Hey lady! Im a popsicle!Lick me and try our new flavor! No, really! Come here and LICK MEEEEEE!!!
wookie96:
"Good morning Miss, allow me to offer you a free sample of the Morning After Pill. Afterwards we can go back to my place and 'test' its effectiveness."
Daleman:
Ask me about my *ADVILLLLLLLL!"