Jazzsoda:
"What's that, kids? I got big ears? Yeah, well that's not alls I got that's big, I tell you what. And I'm not talkin 'bout my 'roids either, though they are grotesquely huge as well..." *kids crying* "Did I ever tell you kids about the time I was stuck in a Habitrail with that hot little hamster bitch who thought she was God's Gift to Cedar chips?" *children crying for their mothers* "What's the matter kids, you don't love Uncle Ratso no more? I bet you want to see that Mickey Mouse prettyboy scuzzball... did I ever tell you kids about how Mickey got his start? Cartoon pornos. I shit you not."
Lousy_Roller:
A shocking report states that more virginal Pringle cans get 'popped' at teenage parties, then anywhere else.
WaffleKing:
a diagram of an atom of sci-fi's main component: Dumbassium
Fuquad:
o/... Jeepers, creepers! Where'd you get those peepers?...o/
Enapov:
I've been kicked, beaten, shit on by angry monkeys, driven thru the mud and then dragged thru a swamp...I think that it is your turn to find the portal!
E_the_E:
"Hi! I'm Razzy the Razor Sprite! No blades!"
DanDare2001:
"Come on, Little Billy. You can trust your old cartoon friend. Go into the kitchen, get a big ass knife, go into your parent's bedroom and KILL!"
rock_lobster:
And what did you think of our new Brainwashing formula?
screaming_fist:
Soon it escalated into a contest of who had the longer neck
periwinkle:
word
JohnSteed:
After the Germans sent Sam to a concentration camp, Rick had to play it again himself
cycberdude:
YO I need to score a $5.00 bag for my short friend
Shattered:
...so Tootsie Rolls are a product of Satan. Thanks for the warning, Jerry Falwell!
slackass:
Michael Eisner without the makeup and mouse ears!!!!
echostation:
Remmy learns the hard way that you should never EVER smell your fingers after taking a power dump...