UnReality:
In the Keoghopolis of the future, no one will ever be forced to assume a definite shape again!
HRPuffenstuff:
"Cappers. There's no need for us to fight. Come. Give me a hug."
Generik:
"See, I keep a whole script full of possible captions. Here's one about shaving my butt and wearing a cone around my head."
GlitterRock:
"I know you were expecting to cap cleavage and sex and dead people and robot heads. But all you have is me. Isn't that enough?"
Lanzman:
Keogh? "Uhhh... Parrot in a mineshaft!" Judges? *DING*DING*DING*
shanky:
"Meet Derek, your Caption This bartender."
JediClone:
Here at Caption This! Institute, you'll learn why so called 'Prop-Captions' just dont work...
Vendebar:
"Yeah, this is a standard Capper uniform. What of it?"
Generik:
...your way past the cynical, smart-assed group of cappers over there, and come sit by my side, honey pie."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Darla Mae, I don't want you hangin' around them Cappers. Them some strange folks.
Generik:
"Fascinating, isn't it?" "What's that, dear?" "The way we can stand here just staring off into space, and someone will try to cap us."
UnReality:
If you capped here, you'd be home by now.
Generik:
Captioning by committee almost never works... "Say it isn't interesting even WITH graphics!" "No... make a poop joke!"
UnReality:
Hey, they were right! It ISN'T very interesting without graphics!
UncleDes:
(Tapping of keys..) "What's this website... 'Caption This' ...and ...wait a minute! That's me!"
HanoverF:
"Hello, technical support? This Capping patch isn't working! Must Poke Fun At Dabney Coleman!"
Benedick:
Hello? Caption? Here, caption, caption caption...
mistletoeD:
"I see ya up there!! Think you're smart, capping!! Hah!! This lame movie's on again... take that, cappers!!"