AeonFlux:
I'm sorry, but Joan Miro just wasn't trying with this one.
AeonFlux:
Paul Gauguin's stunning, though nonetheless confused, "Don't Make Me Bitchslap You, Girl!"
AeonFlux:
Edgar Degas' inspired masterpiece "There's a Vagina in there Someplace"
amycamus:
Buffoon's Ex-WMark Rothko's late masterpiece, "I Dropped Some Cobalt Blue"
amycamus:
Thomas Hart Benton's masterpiece, "Driving To Nebraska in a Tornado With 2 Cats in the Back Seat"
amycamus:
Henry Moore's sculptural masterpiece, "Carcass of a Turkey: Forms in Space"
Hippie:
Wow! Really speaks volumes about how we're all a red woman stuck on the wall of life. (Christopher Walken: Avant-Garde Art Critic).
NickRhodes:
Life didn't change much after they sold little Timmy, but check out the cool Monet they were able to purchase...
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Art with Buck... "I call this one Up Your Ass With a Pitchfork." "Um..." "It's a 'tougher' piece." "I see..." *scampers away*
amycamus:
Francis Bacon's masterpiece, "Pope Pius X and the Agony of Choosing a Hairspray"
HenryBemis:
"Wait, I can't go terrorizing the countryside tonight... I have a poker game to get to!"
AeonFlux:
"I call it, 'My, What a Long Schlong You Have There, Big Boy.' It's an experimental piece." "I like the greens." "Yeah, that was my idea."
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Art with Buck... "I call this one 'Escaping from Warwick Davis' Playland'..." "Why?" "Well, the little boy has no pants on..." "I see..."
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Art with Buck... "I call this one, 'The Day Patti Found Her Husband's German Dungeon Porn Stash'... Um, it's the working title."
Generik:
This was my fifth-grade tableau that won an award: "Magic Rocks, Sea Monkeys, Dead Guy in a Weird Alien Outfit." Like it?
SunSinner:
"It's a modified toilet seat... all artsy and all that...hang on a sec, I'll be flashing hooters soon."
nashthumbugandshort:
Well, I'll be. The D's done slid over and engulfed the I. That what they call 'postmodern,' sonny?
TwelveDaysOfUnfamous:
Drat! The 'Caped Framed Picture Unstraightener' has unstraightened my framed pictures.