amycamus:
Roswell. I can't believe I'm still in Roswell.
amycamus:
Even with all the protective gear, capping "Sightings" was still a hazardous task.
SpaceToast:
I hear the Pentagon had a fully-operating dancing baby in 1985 but didn't know what to do with it.
E_the_E:
"We at Sightings have heard of a mysterious place called Earth. Could such a fantastic thing exist? Today we investigate..."
UnReality:
Sure, they've got themselves an intergalactic war machine, but aliens can't draw for shit.
VladtheImpaler:
"Why is everything always Martian, Martian, Martian!?"
UnReality:
"Did dolphins kill Kennedy? Find out, only on Sightings!"
Lanzman:
"What the... Rivets? They made an interstellar spaceship with RIVETS?!?"
Corporal_Clegg:
"In the end, does it really matter if we're all eaten by vicious space-creatures or not?"
TheAmazingGoat:
"For a Good Time call Zok"
GoodAsh:
Photographic proof of a stellar object known as the 'sun', next on Sightings.
amycamus:
Laura Mitchell, age 9, demonstrates the face she made that caused all that hoopla down in Roswell.
UnReality:
"Elvis and Bigfoot Unharmed, Source Says"
Xigeous:
*BANG* *ZOOM* to the moon, Quagunda!"
TGoodchild:
Walter Schmidt and Payton Channing, astronauts on Apollo 17, are widely believed to be the only human beings who ever 'got biz-zay' on the surface of the moon...
Zonk:
"I could lie awake just to hear you breathing... except of course, you're an undead extradimendsional alien hellbeast, and I'll have to kill you."
AeonFlux:
"Just because they've come to enslave humanity's no reason to be impolite."
Saltydog:
"...or was that jettison the emergency food and CONTAIN the plutonium? Oh, well, too late now."