BuckFifty:
After shrewdly renewing his contract for an extra 3 seasons, Mongo, once again, returns to his position as 'a pawn in the game of life...'
UnReality:
The pre-Village People: "No, no, no! We can't ALL be cowboys!"
Discordia:
Soylent greed is sexy people.
Croooow11:
Everybody out of the pool!
UnReality:
This is your brain on... um... Just what the hell ARE you on anyway?
Torgone:
Don't make me act. You wouldn't like me when I act.
Kobra_Kai:
"Hey Bob... fall over willya? I wanna answer an age-old question."
Kobra_Kai:
"According to some sources, I'm a doofus. Color me skeptical."
NurseNoir:
"Oh, you crazy kids, with your twenty-three skidoo and your cat's pajamas and your new-fangled comm-pew-torrs...!"
Generik:
Jenny was a bit of an odd one... here's a snapshot of her breastfeeding her bowling ball.
Indomitus:
"Hey, Scott. that's not the phone, it's the stapler."
animebabe:
"Circles. I make circles. You need a circle? You come to me. I'll make it for you. A circle. And a nice one too. A nice circle."
MadSigntist:
Recently discovered 'page 2' of the Constitution: Nose rings, genitalia tatoos and spike haircuts will be mandatory.
Generik:
Some guys are so rich that, instead of just getting a shave, they hire this woman to bite off their whiskers one at a time.
SGNP:
"Let's see if I can remember this... 'Is my prince albert in your can?' no... 'Do you have my can...' no, wait..."
Locdog07:
"Let's enter this dimly lit old haunted indian burial ground nuclear waste facility abandoned villa, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about."
Shattered:
Despite all his military experience, Rommel just couldn't conquer those filthy dishes.
bugwber:
"Awww, Sam. Always the pallbearer but never the corpse."