Generik:
"You know, Marv, it's kind of hard to keep focused on the good and the beautiful with all these intestines lying around here..."
UnReality:
"So you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men, huh? Too cool."
AeonFlux:
"The show must go on!" "That's what you said about your pants, but you still showed up half naked!"
Generik:
Looks like somebody was practicing to deceive...
screaming_fist:
"Hulk smash. okay?"
E_B_A:
"Gee... how do I drain the oil?" "It's a mattress, Bob!" "And?"
FryGirl:
"Well, the first toy I came up with was the Urinal Cake Playset, then I came up with Mr. Onion Man and that didn't do so well either..."
Generik:
Great. You guys didn't clap, and now Tinkerbell's DEAD. Nice going.
amycamus:
In one the world's stranger hazing rituals, pledges at Delta Psi Audubon have to endure dive-bombing sparrows after having consumed a case each of beer.
UnReality:
"Oh come on! You'll like the glue factory! They've got rides! Of bloody death, sure, but rides all the same!"
Vicious:
"Toilets, toilets everywhere, and not a bowel to move!"
Loodvig:
"Sixpence and none richer, sir."
Jack_Booted_Thug:
The somewhat less well know, "Chinese Coffee Torture."
Koenma:
Insert your own "Insert your own joke here" joke here.
daria85:
"This means something, but I'll be damned if they think they're going to make me THINK."
easy_street:
This is on page 1 of the "Ditchdigger's Big Book of Dont's."
Zonk:
Eventually, Linus gave up the blanket, but continued thumb-sucking despite his career as a contract hit man.
MirandaRamsey:
"You were fabulous at The Young Israel Club last night! That boiled chicken joke about your castrating Zionist mother? Fab!" "I try."