Saltydog:
"Last Schoolbus to Auschwitz," tonight at 11.
UnReality:
"Weaning John Malkovich"
Artanas:
The strong is forced in this one.
TravisBickle:
"Dude, check out Jar-Jar's package." "You know, you're taking this fanboy thing too far." "But it's got gills." "Really?"
Artanas:
Cory Haim, Rob Lowe. They're COPS! And homicidal homosexual irreverants hellbent on stealing the nation's supply of condoms in "Big Heat." Miss it tonight!
UnReality:
"Cujo, are you saying you built a time machine out of a Delorean?!"
TheServo:
"Dammit! I'm always cued just when I gotta piddle!"
UnReality:
"I'm gonna lick my own testicles now, but don't worry, I'll be doing it a real menacing, Steven King movie sort of way. Honest."
Geier:
It's not green, and we never learn what's beyond it, but it's STILL a tad too close to a Marilyn Chambers movie for my tastes.
UnReality:
"We now return to 'Syphillis, the Musical,' starring Ed Begley, Jr., as that itchy burning sensation down you know where."
Generik:
The Unbearable Lightheadedness of Being a John Malkovich Lookalike.
UnReality:
"And in here, the script to Baby Geniuses II. Don't worry, it's level twelve quarantine."
Torgone:
Rutger Hauer IS Rutger Hauer AS Rutger Hauer IN Another Stinking Rutger Hauer Movie!
Generik:
"Gawd, you guys shoulda seen that Bruce Willis blowin' up crap movie last night! It was like, totally BITCHIN'!!!"
screaming_fist:
We now return to How Green Is My Colon.
UnReality:
"A planet where apes evolved from Ben? As in what? Vereen? 'cause I loved Pippin, don't get me wrong, but still, c'mon, what're the odds?"
UnReality:
Returning Steve Guttenberg to the wild.
Saltydog:
Coming soon to YSMT: "Children Of A Lesser Cornfield."