Larry:
Sort of makes me wonder who just got up and why.
Larry:
Gee, I dunno know, how do you get a barrel of lard through Brazilian customs and still maintain your dignity.
Larry:
And in this scene you can see Al Gore give the penguin a 100% recycled Hallmark birthday card.
Larry:
Borat, your ass is mine!
Larry:
My ass really looks like that.
Larry:
Day 12 of being a woman, and Donald Rumsfeld loves his new found freedom.
camberries36:
Holy shit, I left my pet rat in my overcoat last night.
camberries36:
If my wife calls while I'm out, tell her to go f**k herself.
camberries36:
"Your wife called and told YOU to go f**k yourself!"
Larry:
They said your overcoat is needed in O R, stat.
Larry:
Day 43 of being a woman and I like it.
Larry:
Even as a woman, Rosie O'Donnell can't hide her love for fingernail polish.
Larry:
You passed inspection, you can now kiss the intern.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Oh God! Here comes that bran muffin!
cambria36:
Olympic swimming events always draw slightly smaller crowds than the other Olympic events.
cambria36:
"Note to self: Remember to knock the shit out of Jimmy during recess."
cambria36:
At least the military provides us with big f**kin' thermos bottles full of coffee.
cambria36:
The steam coming out of Seaman Jones' white hat indicate he has just elected a Pope.