d_cat_chopra:
danny zotz liked to practice hypnosis on the morning paper.
Shanky:
"Hang up the phone, Martha. We have no son from now on."
Shanky:
"So... you think you can cap?"
d_cat_chopra:
deliver me the princess, boy, and you've got a deal.
d_cat_chopra:
on last day betty 9 decided to dress like her grandmother.
WaffTheK:
I'll have to see some ID, boys... Okay... Alright, you guys are fine. ENJOY THE WHORES!
WaffTheK:
Ma'am. I'm with the interior decorating police. You'll have to come with me.
WaffTheK:
One, two, three, SHOOT!... Rock. "Rock."... One, two, three, SHOOT!... Rock. "Rock."
DoghouseRiley:
It looks like a medieval Roman-Catholic version of the The Three Stooges
WaffTheK:
The only criminal he'll ever be able to catch is the Hamburglar
WaffTheK:
I can't remember. Which book is one I hide my gun in?
DoghouseRiley:
it's a lot harder finding New Orleans Airport these days
WaffTheK:
We all enjoyed the Grand Canyon very much, and on the ride home my brother got carsick and had to puke, and it was the best summer vacation ever. Thank-you.
Dante83:
Go Go Gadget Prozac.
Dante83:
When I said 'Get me the German Shepherd, I actually meant Lars. That guy keeps those sheep in line. But I could see how you'd be confused.
Dante83:
That other head is actually the horse's halloween costume.
Dante83:
"Oh Chocolate Eclair, comfort me as only you can."
Dante83:
Jeez, it looks like Renoir vomited.