Gee:
Santa just moon lighting as the "Stork" in the off season
rickubis:
I tawt I taw a---AAAAACK! <crack>
rickubis:
And with a bump of his pinky, baby Paris Hilton's brains became nonexistent
kobe:
He who smelt it, dealt it.
MSTie:
Since when are we capping porn?
Tommys_Dad:
There he sat all broken-hearted...
rickubis:
Santa...I never *did* get those roller skates I wanted, you fat bastard.
rickubis:
Ahhhh-CHOOOO!
rickubis:
I know you have an idea! Spill it, ya little runt!
Papa:
Michael Jackson has a Amusement Park... Howard?... Well he turned his grage into the Enterprise..
d_cat_chopra:
We now return to "Herbie West: Teen Re-Animator", here on the Sci-Fi channel.
Da_Moatas:
"Rook! God'ril-la!"
Larry:
Next time, Cindy, buy our furniture at Amazon Women R Us.
evetsggod:
sun, family, and fun- it was a perfect day for tommy... until gallagher arrived...
LordCumberbun:
Hey, who brought the Zamboni?
MSTie:
"Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"
Daleman:
PITTSBURGH!!! WOOOoo HOOOOOoooo! Six rings baby!
Bigstupid:
Tonight: Women's lingerie wrestling. The master IS pleased.