stareater:
Eight horse tranquilizers later, Cletus had himself one helluva Friday night.
stareater:
Sheriff Brucie Joyner, the first Old West lawman to wear a jumpsuit.
stareater:
...oO(Good thing he's staring at the sky and doesn't realize I'm pissing on his shoe)Oo...
stareater:
"Have you enjoyed the benefits of Shiatsu massage yet?"
stareater:
"But it was the Democrats, I'm telling ya! THE DEMOCRATS!!!"
stareater:
"Hoe down!"
stareater:
"Welp, I was standin' behind Cabana_Boy and, not thinking, lit up muh cigarette..."
Heisenberg:
"Hold me, Hoss!" "Don't Worry Lil Joe, Pa has had to wrangle with holograph heads before... happens all the time when Star Trek:TNG re-runs are on the next channel over."
buttered_toast:
Dick York: Time Traveler
buttered_toast:
"Oh wait, I just got another text message from my congressman..."
buttered_toast:
Yum! Pickled sugar cookies!
buttered_toast:
Rare photo of Michael Jackson's first Moonwalk
buttered_toast:
Ok, seriously? You expect me to eat Grade C 'standard quality' beets??
flavio:
Larnin' I guess.
MSTie:
Well, they're a little better than the PMS apples.
flavio:
I gots ta hit dat!
flavio:
Laura honey, do you hear those voices?
flavio:
Tonto and I are on a "break" from each other. Says him need him space.