d_cat_chopra:
maybe the planet of the apes wasn't really all that bad after all. check out the hot tub, man.
d_cat_chopra:
danny zotz liked to practice hypnosis on the morning paper.
Shanky:
"Hang up the phone , Martha. We have no son from now on."
Shanky:
"So...you think you can cap?"
d_cat_chopra:
deliver me the princess, boy, and you've got a deal.
d_cat_chopra:
on last day betty 9 decided to dress like her grandmother.
d_cat_chopra:
we super glued tommy's hands to his bike and cut the break line on his truck. what happens next? let's watch.
d_cat_chopra:
lemme get this straight. you forgot to wear underwear today and you're drunk? hmmm... wanna stop by my place and check out my goldfish?
d_cat_chopra:
it doesn't look very special to me.
d_cat_chopra:
'wanna shoot up?' 'yes. let's.'
d_cat_chopra:
didja check out the dame with the hat? 'sure made my loaf rise, if ya know what i mean.
d_cat_chopra:
ernest t. bass: crossing guard.
ROBOTCROWT:
Why can't I have a stupid-looking hat like that?
ROBOTCROWT:
I just need to keep my eyes out for that damned black-eared, white beagle trying to shoot me down.
ROBOTCROWT:
Art Linkletter does his impression of Ronald Reagan at a Staff Meeting.
ROBOTCROWT:
Packers win the Super Bowl. Yeahhh!
ROBOTCROWT:
If anybody gets hungry here, just feel free to munch on Eleanor's hat.
ROBOTCROWT:
Class of '37: Valedictorian and School Slut.