ffster:
Please wait 6 to 8 weeks mail-order bride may regurgitate unnecessarily
ffster:
You need 7 sacks of Marijuana and a bottle of jack daniel's
GRGGARY:
Shirley hated it when Ed acted so transparent.
GRGGARY:
"Well, madam...I must disagree. The stick is wedged much further up my buttock than in yours!"
GRGGARY:
It was always obvious when Kenny fired up the bong from behind his bedroom door
GRGGARY:
Betty knew immediately that Earl didn't know when to hold them, let alone when to fold them.
animebabe:
Once, when I was really little, I stuck a softball seed up my nose... NOW look at me!
Nyssa23:
"Is NOT a TOO-mah!"
Mr_Grant:
--I- I love you Mrs Letourneau. --Please Billy, call me Mary Kay.
animebabe:
Almost Fargo... but really, mostly, Missoula.
HenryBemis:
Denise Crosby IS Frances McDormand IN Encounter at Fargo. "Well, eh, what's yer name, eh? Q? That's a letter, eh, not a name."
Nyssa23:
Gloria Stuart has to be dissuaded from disrobing on the set of "Titanic."
GlitterRock:
Everyone have a Happy Do Your Cleavage a Favor Day!
Nyssa23:
Sci-Fi: The channel that dares to remind you that you missed a spot.
animebabe:
How to win Musical Chairs.
Mr_Grant:
PUMAT Andy Garcia, Sam Waterson and... isn't that bad enough?
animebabe:
"Can you hear the ocean?" "Yeah... MAGIC!"
HenryBemis:
"If only our foremothers had listened to the great prophet known as Bemis..." Hairy Men, we're fun and sexy, too.