Tumbler:
"A Ming Dynasty bong deserves bottled water, Marie."
Tumbler:
"Well, thank God you retrieved the diaphragm." "Next time call a plumber, amplewoman."
E_B_A:
"What's happening? The house is filled with demonic chickens!? Our daughter has been sucked into a KFC commercial!" "It's a poultry geist." "Curse your puns."
AeonFlux:
"I want to be biologically re-engineered into a pig, fattened up, slaughtered and roasted on a spit. Sci-fi me."
Tumbler:
"And from that day on... it was shiteater do this... shiteater do that... hey, shiteater, ready for school? ...c'mon shiteater, we're running late..."
Jazzsoda:
DiCaprio and Manson in the same ocean? RELEASE THE uh... hmmm... whatta we got, anyway? Carp? Uh, alriiight. RELEASE THE CARP!
E_B_A:
"This is your eye in the sky, Seawatch 1, and we've got Moses parting the sea, so folks, stay off the beaches today ... meanwhile, in Amity..."
Tumbler:
"ATTENTION... the 'sunflower shun' is not to be confused with the 'Detroit lean'... THAT IS ALL."
vendo:
"I'm not sure what the hell a "serb" is, but point me at it and I'll make it dead!"
keogh:
Wow, I've been looking for a deal like this, cuz I only have $20.
animebabe:
mmm. Hamster Bars and Rat Jerky!
Hippie:
Kids, this is Rex. Rex is neutered. Me? I'm married. Me and Rex have what you call a "sympathy bond" between us.
Tumbler:
"Can't talk now Mom... we're on our way to the Tea Dance at Jr. High." "Now don't you be staying out all week again." "Oh, Mom." <group giggles>
Emerald_Serpent:
"You've taken a chill? Damnable drafts, these. Here Sir Charles, wear my beard until you feel warmer. Nurse, hand me my muttonchops from my bag."
Emerald_Serpent:
"Well, it showed up just days after I had handled some of my husband's Propecia tablets. It looks bad I know, but it itches far worse."
Emerald_Serpent:
"Sir, you have been living under the assumption, that she's my daughter; well, she's that also. Now get out."
Tumbler:
...meanwhile, Ken feels a bit emotional, about using the wrong color purse for a Thursday.
echostation:
"You call THAT big? Get a load of this! *zzzipp* ... *thud*