Tumbler:
It was the smugness of the ancient gods, that actually doomed them to musty tomes and children's stories.
Cerg:
"I flashed them but they just snickered and heckled me. Damn nuns..."
Tumbler:
"No ... I'm not Liberace ... but you're nude under that London Fog ... aren't you?"
Artanas:
"Plum fairy, I'm paralyzed, what should I do?!" "Mensa!" "Yes" "Jerky treats!" "Yes yes" *poof* "Dammit!"
Tumbler:
The legendary Ionian Pharmacy of the Gods.
TravisBickle:
Most people have rodents in their walls but Travo gets Victoria's Secret Models in "The Bicklets Under the Stairs." on the next YSMT.
Tumbler:
"The Lost Dutchman's Bucket of Truth? .. Hell, I rediscovered that way back in '59 ... OF COURSE ..1859 ... you deef or somthin'?"
Artanas:
'bout this time, thems Duke boys wuz aways while Uncle Jessie boughts some Wild Turkey and 2 buck womens..
HanoverF:
"wook, I towd yu a cowd stub da howl pwawie dawg in ma mouf!"
Artanas:
Scientists continue their study of Amplewoman's molars....noticing the barbed edges, serrated corners, and a moldy piece of scout troop 432
Tumbler:
"Awwww ... you no fool me ... me know it bomb all along ... do again."
Tumbler:
... meanwhile tempers flare on the set of 'Sprockets'.
HanoverF:
Olean Pringles, the Quicker Kicker Outer
Tumbler:
"I told you not to run ... are you hurt bad? Where did I hit you?" - "Nah, just a stitch in my side ... gotta quit smokin'." - "Damn ... I'm outta ammo."
BuckFifty:
Meanwhile in the office of Dan 'the Basilisk' O'Shane "I asked for this to be double spaced Miss Sharpe... "*stare*
Tumbler:
"... It was a dark and stormy night .." - "No it wasn't !" - "F**k you Linus ... and the blanket you sucked in on."
JediClone:
What Lak Sivrak sees when he and Dice Ilgbrin make out... oh, right, Beedo's not here... Uh... well... um... <uncomfortable silence>...
BuckFifty:
Tonight on ALF. "Hey Willie! How's about we stop for some lunch?" "Um, sure Alf." "How's about a BLT? A bacon, Lucky and lettuce sandwich! HA! What?"