shanky:
"I'm not Sci-Fi. I just cap here."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Oh God, Mother, No! You're Capping.
Moon_Queen:
Oh God! Who let that one rip?
easy_street:
what is he doing to that poor muppet?!?
Moon_Queen:
yes dear, I remembered to pack your chain mail, so have fun killing vampires tonight!
quickdraw:
The Blair Witch Kids get to make another movie. Big mistake.
144b:
Man, those people are freaks in the next room. I know I heard a sheep
shanky:
"Jon Bon Jovi claims New Jersey for all the has-been rockers."
matrix29:
The only thing I find more disturbing than the concept of tiny women quilting my toilet paper is a secret group of middle-aged men launching Kudos candy bars.
liquid7:
hee hee... lookie... can you imagine the feeling they'll get when they wipe their butt with this and find out that this is made of fiberglass!
Vicious:
"We are the Borg. We will smoke some marijuana. Groovy baby."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Dave Thomas goes to one of his restaurants and finds the Cigarette Smoking Man having a Frosty.
GersonK:
Everything you wanted in a motor oil, and more.
medusaD:
"I told you to fix that cross!"
TheDiva:
Oh, great, we have to wait for them to download the next scene!
medusaD:
"I could kill you with my sprayed, spiked hair, you know."
claimdude:
...suddenly, Suzie Q. was caught in a thought....and even more suddenly became lost in the moment as it was very new ground for her.
stdio_h:
"What do I do, it's flashing '666'?" "*Bitch, get out the damn house!"