Baron_Miglionicco:
One of my more diabolical plots!
The_Gray_Zombie:
This next number goes out to Baron Miglino..Migglinoo...This goes out to The Baron.
animebabe:
"Umm.. little help here? Hair stuck in the door... hello?"
NightTrain:
When my wife Pam died, I really missed her. But since I had Pam cremated and put in a spray can, I now enjoy a litle bit of her each evening at dinner!
Enapov:
It is my destiny to look like something off of Dark Shadows...
The_Gray_Zombie:
Ok, here you go...Wait a minute, You're not Fozzie the Bear. What you trying to pull?
cambria36:
Face it, Sylvia, our marriage has lost all its color.
olds:
"Sometimes I think he sees right thru me"
Mr_Grant:
--Milkman! --You're awfully well dressed for a milkman. --The ladies tip me _real_ well. [porno twilight zone]
ROBOTCROWT:
Yes, folks, it's true. New Hold-It Hair Spray held my hair during the 150 mph winds of Hurricane Elena.
Daleman:
Your serious huh? The clock union sends one man to adjust the hour hand and another for the minute?
NumanEllium:
From the life and times of Anna-Nicole Smith, "Oh baby, you didn't have to will me your *whole* fortune."
Lazypunker:
The new brita filter comes complete with its own liver.
JMShearer:
::singing:: It's cold outside, it's no kind of atmosphere....
Quicksilver_:
No wonder it was dark. They only used two lamps for the lighting.
JMShearer:
I suppose if I had to star on LEXX, my head would explode, too.
MSTieLyn:
Carrot Top, MD.
HRPuffenstuff:
We dry cleaned your husband. See? We even put him in a clean bag for the trip home.