bpkanupp:
Waldo joins the resistance in Kosovo.
Proberman:
Take my grandchildren, please. They're just spoiled bastards anyhow.
Lady_Tatanya:
"I... am Cheese. I will rise up and strike you down... and turn you into omlettes."
The_Gray_Zombie:
SURPRISE!!! o/~Happy Birthday to you...~/o
medusaD:
"Those cappers are brilliant!!!"
DanZero:
"See, capping? For example, we can say the person staring at us is just somebody's mistake!!"
Das_Hunterman:
Two evil tastes that taste demonic together.
sQgirl:
"Uhm, sorry honey, I don't have enough cash to pay for dinner." "That's ok, Captain, I have my wallet right here..."
HRPuffenstuff:
"What do you mean 'watch out for the giant canary'?"
MrSaturn:
Ooh... Wook, I hab a wightsaber!
Torgone:
sucks.
kcmilkman:
The day Hilary became president.
zapman23:
PR/T A//I/TANT DIFCTOR? Damn new fonts!
NurseNoir:
o/^ There's a liiiight... over at the Norman Bates place... o/^
Ghosthntr:
As you can see, this giant grilled cheese sandwich is strong enough to support my weight.
Scouty:
"Did you see a UFO?" "UFO???" "Aliens?" "What aliens?" "How bout your pants, sir, did you leave them at home?" "Pants???"
flavio:
I'm Jack Perkins and I was the walrus, goo goo ga choo.
zapman23:
The Ghost of Beer Belly Past.