quickdraw:
"1-Adam-12. 1-Adam-12: See the man. See the man run. Run man run."
Fuquad:
"That's the second homeless guy you've hit! You're getting better!"
medusaD:
"I had this weird dream about .....oh God, they're really up there....moving!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Bruce Campbell IS Jim Carrey AS Andy Kaufman IN The Bruce Campbell Story
DanZero:
Whoever said "Reading is Fundamental" is gonna get bitch-slapped.
Amon:
"I...AM...KIROK!"
AstonM:
Hey Macarena!
Revive:
And sometimes they stay away a real long time, and never call, and you try to find them but all you get in response is a restraining order...
SuperGeko:
What a coincidence. Ben was born a Stein also.
Caramel:
"Ooooohhhh.... Raul, you big strong man, you.... Ooooooooohhh yesssssssss!" "John, honey, you're ummm talking in your sleep again!"
EnochF:
Hey, look... Jack Ruby's been shot.
Revive:
"I see...dead people!" "That's a picture, Merv!" "Yeah, but he's dead, right?"
Lanzman:
"Duck season!" "Wabbit season!" "Duck season!" "Wabbit season!"
Daleman:
Blutto? D-Day? Boon? Mrs Wormer!?!? Boy, you really are the town slut!
BuckFifty:
Suddenly, Herbie the Love Bug, sportin' suspension lift kits and a 'How's my Driving? Call 1800-EAT-SHIT' bumper sticker roars into the school parking lot...
Buffoon:
"It was the Strawberries..."
zaphod555:
No, you DON'T get a discount. It's already been your birthday three times this month!
Andy1251:
"Lord Coffee Maker, I have sinned against thee..."