The_Gray_Zombie:
Leon Jackson, Brooklyn, NY. Guy was so mean, he was seen beating himself up once a week.
GersonK:
Has been cancelled. Come again next year.
bluegem:
wait! the target is b e h i n d you!
YingYang:
They're residing in the Blair Witch Projects
DoktorD:
"The Sentinel," sponsored by Zantac75. Feeling sick to your stomach? Maybe you should change the channel.
Joystick:
Just not too smart...
Y2Klatuu:
"Bear left!" "Right, Frog!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
This week, The Sentinal's captain will be played by Thing, of the Addams Family
quickdraw:
"Who was that masked man? I wanted to thank him."
The_Gray_Zombie:
NEVER try to french kiss The Frog Woman.
Moon_Queen:
Ok. If this is the defrost, then this would be the ejcetion seat. That's why you don't use the Batmobile for Driver's Ed.
Shattered:
Doesn't McDonald's make the "Debbie McWilliams?"
Moon_Queen:
"Judo Chop!" "Who the hell do you think you are Austin Powers?" " Well, yea." " You aren't. Now get off me!"
GlitterRock:
"... you people in the past suck. End transmission."
AeonFlux:
Which episode of Three's Company is this again?
GlitterRock:
*Crow's muffled voice* "Hey! Get off my head, dickweed!"
Shattered:
Gladys and Mindy are fighting for the lead on lap 29 of the Soccer Mom 500, here at Watkins Glen. Thanks for tuning in.
Claudia_Morrison:
And Dolly Parton as Donna Reed